Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Brett Lawrie: Douche of the Day!

Congrats to Blue Jays outfielder Brett Lawrie for winning the first Midwest Ump Douche of the Day! award (a.k.a. The Delmon Young Award). Mr. Lawrie distinguished himself with a ninth inning tirade over a strike three call. 

Lawrie, playing in only his 80th MLB game, took exception to the punchout by Bill Miller, who has worked over 1,800 MLB contests, five divisional series, the 2009 American League Championship Series, the 2010 World Series, and the 2007 All-Star Game. The pitch was borderline at best as shown by PitchFX:

















The immature twenty-two year old decided that firing his helmet at the feet of Umpire Miller was the appropriate response to the disputed third strike. The helmet hit Miller, a UCLA grad, and Major League Baseball suspended Bonehead Brett for four games. Here is his explanation of the incident:
“The only thing I regret is the helmet hitting him,” Lawrie said. “I never meant to do that and it shows. I threw it off the ground, it took a bad hop and it hit him totally by accident. I never meant to throw it at him. As that’s coming across, it seems like a lot of people are saying that I threw it at him, I never threw it at him. I never had any intentions of hurting anybody. I was just frustrated at the play at the time and that’s baseball for you.”
No, you chucklehead, that's not baseball. It's assault. You were angry, lost control, and someone got hit. Leave the "I didn't mean it" excuses for the wife beaters. Next time be a man, keep your hat on your head, and trot your ass back to the dugout. In the meantime, enjoy your suspension and your Douche of the Day! award. You deserve it!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Proof The Umpire Union is Not Strong

From Popular Science November, 1939:


Air Sweeps Dust off Home Plate
Baseball umpires can throw away their whisk brooms if an automatic home-plate duster recently invented is generally adopted. When the device is placed in operation, a valve built into the plate rises and a blast of compressed air sweeps it clean off dust and dirt, as shown in the photograph below.

Why isn't this device mandatory at every ballpark? As an added bonus it will blow dirt into that uncooperative catcher's eyes - quit pulling that pitch son!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Review of Smitty Apparel Expander Waist Umpire Pants (BBS-376)


Most baseball umpire associations around the country are now choosing charcoal as the pants color of choice. [“Pants?” “Pant?” Well, pants is the 19th century shortened version of pantaloons. It seems that even then there was disagreement on whether the correct version should be “pant” or “pants:”  The thing named ‘pants’ in certain documents, A word not made for gentlemen, but ‘gents’. –American jurist/poet Oliver Wendell Holmes, Rhymed Lesson, 1846. With all due deference to Justice Holmes, I will stick with "pants" for purposes of this article. – ed.] Actually, this shift may have more to do with shirt color, since many groups now choose polo blue, black and cream colored shirts, which look best with charcoal pants, rather than navy or powder blue shirts. Softball umpires prefer to stay with the heather gray pants because it looks good with powder blue and red shirts.

In response to this shift, Smitty Apparel has introduced charcoal umpire pants with an expander waist system. These pants are 100% polyester (not a polyester-wool blend) and are machine washable for easy care. They also feature a Smitty Comfort Grip Waistband to keep your shirt tucked in, wide belt loops, a button tab and tuxedo clasp closure, a button loop on the left back pocket, and a heavy duty zipper.

I tested the Smitty Apparel BBS-376 charcoal umpire plate pants. Thanks to Dawn at Smitty Apparel for sending me a pair.

Like all plate pants, the BBS-376 uses saddle stitching to reinforce the seat. The legs are also cut wide to accommodate your leg guards. I reviewed Smitty Apparel pants previously, and found that the cut is slim through the hip area. I did not notice this while wearing the Smitty BBS-376 during my review. I had a full, unrestricted range, even with my healthy posterior. However, my measurements show that these pants are cut slightly slimmer. The rise is 11.5”, measured from the bottom of waistband to center point of crotch between legs, and the hips measurement (around the fullest part of the seat) is 52”. In comparison, the Honig’s poly-wools are cut “fuller” with a 12” rise and 54” around the hips. The Smitty pants are also slightly lighter weight than the Honig's poly-wools.

I had my doubts whether the expander waistband would be effective. I wondered if the expander would create a loose feeling fit while on the dish. Happily this was not the case. I wear two ball bags while working the plate, and I did not experience any “sag” from these pants. The expander waist seemed to work flawlessly - which could be a godsend for those early season games when I’m not yet at my fighting weight!

While the material is not the same as the Honig’s poly-wool pants, the material appearance is surprisingly similar between the two pants, especially from a distance. Unfortunately, there is a color difference that is noticeable.
On the left is a pair of Gerry Davis pants, in the center is the Honig's poly-wools, and on the right is the Smitty Apparel BBS-376. 

The Smitty Apparel Expander Waist Umpire Pants (BBS-376) can be purchased from Purchase Officials for $39.99. They are available in the expander waistband for base, plate or combo in heather or charcoal colors. These pants are also sold at Ump-Attire.com for $44.95.

Fair or Foul?
This call is like a screaming line drive down the right field line with no one on. The first base umpire must be avoid the ball and sometimes make an impossibly close call. First, the positives: (1) the expander waistband is terrific; (2) a polyester fabric means that you are not a slave to dry cleaning; (3) the fit is good; (4) the price is very, very good. 

Now the negatives: (1) the color does not match the two most popular charcoal pant worn by amateur umpires. Naturally, if you and your partner match, I have no reservations calling this product fair. For instance, the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Assigning Organization requires members to wear CBUAO embroidered Smitty charcoal pants. Finally, (2) the polyester material used in the Smitty Apparel Expander Waist Umpire Pants is not quite as good as the Honig's poly-wool blend pants.

So I need to get help from my partner on this call. Do umpires in your area wear Smitty Apparel charcoal pants? Then your call is "Fair." If your area does not wear Smitty Apparel charcoal pants, then the call is "Foul."

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Wood and Wood-Like Bats Under NCAA Rules

Since the BBCOR certification standard has been implemented, wood bats are making a comeback in NCAA play. For many umpires, the idea of wood bats sounds simple because we all know wood bats are legal in NCAA play, right? Well, not exactly. Bat manufacturers are now offering "wood" bats that look like solid wood, but may not be legal for NCAA play.

Wood Bats (Rule 1-12(a))
The NCAA baseball rulebook describes a legal wood bat. A wood bat must a “smooth, rounded stick” that is less than 2 ¾ inches in diameter and less than 42 inches long. The wood bat must be straight. A grip may be used, but cannot extend more than 18 inches from the end of the handle, where an identification mark is required. A wood bat can have a cupped end up to one inch in depth. One piece wood bats are not required to be certified by the NCAA.  Below is a picture of a one piece wood bat made of maple wood that does not have the NCAA certifying mark on the barrel. This bat is legal.

Two (or more) piece wood bats are required to have the NCAA certifying mark on the barrel. Wood-like bats come in several varieties, like wood composite bats, hybrid bats, and bamboo (note that bamboo is a grass, not a wood). These bats may look like single piece wood bats. Below is a picture of a composite bat that does not have the NCAA certifying mark (currently the BBCOR certification). This bat is illegal.
Below is a picture of a hybrid bat made of maple wood and bamboo that is stamped with the BBCOR certification on the barrel. This bat is legal.

Penalty For Illegal Bat
The NCAA penalty for using an illegal bat is simple: remove the bat, not the player. If the illegal bat is detected after one pitch has been thrown, the batter is out and no runner may advance. Note that the batter is not called out for using a bat that has a loose knob, no safety grip, excessive pine tar, is dented or bent, etc. In these cases the bat is simply removed from the game and any result stands.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

I've Been Framed!

For over a hundred and fifty years players have searched for baseball's version of the Holy Grail: the secret to making umpires call strikes on borderline pitches. There are several theories on how to gain this advantage. Recently Baseball Prospectus, The Economist, and SB Nation renewed the public discussion by examining MLB catchers and their receiving skills. Several of these articles discuss "fooling" the umpire on close pitches: in other words, getting a strike call when a ball call is appropriate.

I'm here to tell you the secret code, the bit of wisdom that can mean the difference between as many as a half-dozen strike calls per game. Here it is. . . get ready. . .

How the catcher receives the ball matters.
Below is a short essay I wrote last year in a fit of frustration. I never thought it would be published, but I thought it appropriate in light of the prevailing ignorance of non-umpires writing these articles. So here it is, the secret book of:

How to Get More Strike Calls
A short essay by a frustrated umpire to aspiring catchers

I'm going to espouse a little. Some of what you will read is the result of frustration. Some of it is a desire to educate. Some of it may even be hogwash. Therefore, "caveat lector!"

Before diving into how to get more strike calls, let’s identify a strike. Most casual baseball fans (and a few "experts," including managers and coaches) believe that a strike is whenever any part of the baseball passes over any part of the plate between the knees and the letters. If you believe this definition of a strike, strap yourself in 'cause it’s about to get bumpy!

Defining the Strike Zone
First, the strike zone differs from rulebook to rulebook. For instance, the major league rulebook describes the strike zone as the area over home plate and judged by the batter as he is prepared to swing at the ball, between the midpoint between the top of the uniform pants and the top of the shoulders, to the hollow beneath the kneecap. The NCAA rulebook describes basically the same area, but uses "bottom of the knee cap" instead of the "hollow beneath the kneecap" as its lower end of the strike zone. High school describes the strike zone as halfway between the shoulders and the waistline to the knees. The high school strike zone is also judged when the hitter assumes his natural batting stance.

Defining a Strike
While there are subtle variations of the strike zone from rulebook to rulebook, defining a strike is much more difficult. The major league rulebook says that a strike should be called when the ball "passes through" any part of the strike zone. Most umpires add "substantially" to the phrase "passes through" when interpreting a strike. Otherwise a splitter that just clips the front end of the plate at the knees, but bounces in the dirt is a strike. Most players and coaches would agree that is not a strike because it did not "pass through" the strike zone, although this is sure to get some objections from pitchers. Likewise a big breaking roundhouse curveball that passes at head level at the front of the plate, but falls to the midpoint level at the back of the plate has not "passed through" the strike zone.

You may not agree with the above definition of a strike, but many umpires have been trained using this definition. It is as good a starting point as any for identifying a strike.

A Strike Call is a Cooperative Effort
Now that we have a basic understanding of what a strike is, let’s discuss how a strike gets called. A strike call is actually a cooperative effort. A strike call is the result of three individuals successfully performing their individual jobs to attain a commonly desired objective. The pitcher wants to throw a strike. The catcher wants a catch a strike. The umpire wants to call a strike. When all of these individuals adequately perform their duties, a strike call often results.

While there are individual responsibilities involved in the strike call, the three individuals also must work as a team to attain a strike. Keep this in mind while you read the description below of the individual jobs.

The Job of the Pitcher
First, let’s look at the job of the pitcher. The pitcher's job is not simply to pitch the ball within the strike zone. Anyone who has ever played high school baseball knows that a pitcher may occasionally get a called strike for a pitch outside the strike zone. No, the pitcher's job is to pitch to the catcher. A strike must look like a strike. Take the following example: the catcher sets up on the low inside corner, but the pitch is at top of the strike zone over the outside of the plate. The pitch has “substantially passed through” the strike zone, but the catcher had to reach across his body to catch the ball. His reach may have even turned the catcher's shoulders. It just looks ugly! No experienced umpire will call this pitch a strike. It doesn't look like a strike to the benches or to any other observer at the park. The pitcher has failed to “hit his spot,” or, in other words, the pitcher has failed to pitch to the catcher.

Umpires are fond of reference points when calling strikes. Pitching to the catcher is usually a matter of delivering the baseball within those reference points. For instance, many umpires use the catcher's shin guards as a point of reference. Many umpires will not call a pitch a strike if it is caught outside of the shin guards. Additionally, some umpires will not call a pitch a strike if it is above the batter’s belt (or a ball or two above the belt - depending on the level). Others may not call a strike that is above the catcher’s face mask. The pitcher and the catcher must work together to discover the umpire’s reference points and work within them.

The Job of the Catcher
The catcher has a tremendous amount of influence over the strike call. A bad catcher may cost his pitcher a half dozen close strikes a game. A good catcher may “buy” many close pitches each game. How? Let me explain.

It is the catcher's job to "present" the ball to the umpire. Not frame, not hold, "present." Presenting a pitch is sticking the pitch out in front of the body with no glove or body movement, and giving the umpire a chance to call a strike. A close pitch that is stuck looks like a strike to onlookers. If the catcher does not move, the pitcher appears to have hit his spot. It looks like a no-brainer strike and the umpire has to find some other reason to not call the pitch (like it’s a foot outside).

Upper level catchers are taught to move slightly laterally in order to get in front of the pitch and eliminate reaching. This is an advanced technique that requires training and practice. If you have neither training nor practice in the technique, my advice is to not attempt it until you are trained. Contrary to some advocates, the umpire does notice this adjustment. The effectiveness of this technique depends on the skill of the receiver and how slight and subtle the movement. Movement by the catcher during the pitch is also distracting to the umpire. An unskilled receiver may end up costing his pitcher strike calls.

A pitch that is caught with movement towards the zone does not fool the umpire. In fact, this amateurish behavior has the opposite effect. The glove movement informs the umpire that the pitch was outside the strike zone and must be moved inside the strike zone. All that is accomplished with techniques like dropping the glove or pulling the pitch is it annoys the umpire. It also shows up the umpire because it actually does fool onlookers since the glove ends up in a place that looks like a strike. Consequently, fans and benches start chirping at the umpire over his calls. Some umpires will penalize the catcher for such behavior, defensively and sometimes offensively. Known as a FYC ("*** you call") in umpire parlance, this response is an unprofessional way some umpires deal with catchers and teams employing childish tactics.

A catcher may also cost his pitcher a low strike by flipping his glove over. No upper level umpire will call a strike if the glove is flipped. A flipped glove tells the world that the ball was low. Yes, even the big breaking curveball will not get a strike call if the glove is flipped. Move up and stick the ball if you want that call.

Since presentment is the catcher's chief responsibility, it is important to stay low and give the umpire a good look at the entire strike zone. Most umpires work "the slot," a space between the catcher and batter, just over the catcher's shoulder. A catcher who stays high forces the umpire up and makes low pitches, especially that low outside call your pitcher wants, difficult to see and call.

Catchers can earn points by blocking pitches. The umpire wears substantial protection, but as every good catcher knows, the ball ends up finding you. If the umpire is hit, give him an opportunity to recover. Go talk to your pitcher. If it was a substantial hit, ask if he's ok. Remember, you are trying to win his influence! You want him healthy and happy!

Knowing the Umpire
Want to become a better catcher? Go do some umpiring! It will give you an entirely new perspective of the game of baseball. It will also force you to learn the rules and provide an understanding of the umpire’s job.

Here is a secret about umpires: we want to call strikes! First, we are trained and encouraged to call strikes. A popular saying among umpires goes, "a pitch is a strike unless I am convinced it isn't!" Here are a few ways that a pitch convinces me that it isn't a strike: 
* It is obviously outside the strike zone.
* It hits the dirt.
* The pitcher misses his spot and forces the catcher to reach.
* The catcher botches the presentment (drops the ball, drops his glove, carries the ball outside the strike zone, etc).
Give me a chance to call a strike, because I want to! Strikes are fun! I practice my strike call during the off-season. I like ringing the batter up! Strikes also make the game go faster and more entertaining. Coaches, fans, players, everyone likes strikes! Nobody ever celebrated a 20 walk game, but a 20 strikeout game makes SportsCenter. Da-da-da, da-da-da!

How the home plate umpire sets up at home plate can tell you a lot about where he likes to call. The umpire that sets up high in a box stance is more likely to call a higher strike zone. An umpire that likes to use the scissors stance and set up low may prefer a lower strike zone. Case in point, for many years the National League umpires used balloon protectors while their brothers in the American league used the inside protector. Consequently, umpires in the American League were forced higher and the AL was known as a high strike league, while the National League was known as a low strike league because the umpires with the inside protectors could set up lower.

Sometimes the umpire's strike zone moves as the game goes on. Usually, the zone gets smaller. That’s a common occurrence. Sometimes the umpire will miss a pitch. We all make mistakes. Its life, move on.

Building a solid rapport with a local umpire may also be worth a few strikes a game. Learn the names of your local umpires. Introduce yourself at the beginning of the game and use the umpire's name during the game. It makes it easier to personalize your questions:

"Pete, was that one pretty close?"
"Yeah, Johnny. You might get that one if you stick it next time."

Umpires recognize YOU because we sit behind you all game. We know the complainers, the catchers with poor attitudes, and the catchers with poor mechanics. We also know the good ones. We also talk about you to other umpires and sometimes to college coaches. Remember, just because umpire Pete is calling your local high school game doesn’t mean that he won’t be on a major college field later in the week.

Keep a book on the local umpires and where they like to call. Isn't it good information to know that Pete doesn't like to call the curve over the outside corner, but favors the high strike? Do you think your coach would appreciate that information?

Give this some thought: you stick a close pitch and hear "ball." What should you do? Learn from it! First, ask yourself whether the umpire called that pitch a strike earlier in the game. If the answer is yes, you may want to ask, "Was that one pretty close?" Maybe the umpire just missed it. If he hasn't called it previously, where is he calling?

Here are a few don’ts that will get you into trouble with an umpire:
* Never, ever turn on an umpire. An umpire will generally answer your question if you do not turn your head.
* Never, ever repeat something an umpire says to a coach
* Never, ever show displeasure over a strike call
Finally, never, ever throw the umpire under the bus to your coach. Case in point, coach to his catcher Johnny:

Coach: Johnny! Where's that pitch?
Johnny: It’s right down the middle!

First, this is arguing balls and strikes and the coach will either get warned or tossed for this behavior. The umpire may also warn or toss you (depending on the age of play). Second, you have thrown the umpire under the bus in front of the teams and the spectators. Remember, you want the umpire on your side. You, your pitcher, and the umpire are working together to get strikes. You can't get a strike call without the umpire! Do you think throwing him under the bus helps him do his job more effectively?

It is a shame that coaches do not teach these basic lessons to their catchers. A skilled catcher is worth several strikes each game, often meaning the difference between winning and losing ball games. Practice these simple techniques and you will get more strike calls.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Indestructible Mask Offers Complete Protection

Japanese sporting goods manufacturer Uoy Deloof has announced the development of a revolutionary umpire mask made of a space age material, Omnium Steel. According to spokesman Mitchell Tanner, Omnium is "a ferroalloy stronger than titanium though weaker than adamantium. Uoy Deloof metallurgists were able to develop a form of omnium which possesses elastic ductility while retaining high durability."

Tanner states that the new Omnium mask will absorb the impact of a baseball by distorting the mask frame. The energy is then reapplied to the baseball and away from the umpire's head. "The baseball reacts like it has hit a brick wall, but the umpire doesn't feel a thing," Tanner says. After impact the mask frame is restored to its original shape. Ouy Deloof is offering a lifetime warranty on this mask.

Unfortunately, a U.S. release date for the Ominum Umpire Mask has not been established. The company is in a class action lawsuit in Japan over injuries sustained when baseballs ricocheted off the Omnium Umpire Mask. Plaintiffs in the lawsuit include six batters, three catchers, one pitcher, and a third base coach. During one recent Central League game, a foul ball rebounded off the Omnium mask and the players mistakenly played it for a sacrifice fly. Japanese baseball officials have called the Omnium Umpire Mask a "menace to Japanese baseball."

Stay tuned for more on this story as it develops.


Saturday, March 24, 2012

Baseball Teaches Character

My first high school games this year were on March 19. By that time I already had 26 college games under my belt for the year. It threatened rain all night at this varsity/junior varsity double header. I wondered why I took on this assignment. These were very average Midwest high school teams, not even in the same conference. To make matters worse, my partner wore wrinkled pants that had not seen the light of day in 2012, and had “happy feet” while on the dish.

The rain stayed away from the field, and after my partner struggled through his plate during the varsity game, I suited up for the jv game. I wondered where I was going to be bruised by the poor pitching and worse catching.

As the game progressed I ruined my college strike zone by going bigger and bigger, trying to get every close pitch for a strike. I started thinking of other high school assignments that I had accepted and how I could get out of them.

Then something wonderful happened.

Late in the game, with a large lead and no one on base, a batter hit a one-hopper back to the pitcher. As the pitcher made a lazy throw to first, I ran up the line behind the runner, who was running at about 70 percent. The throw beat the runner by about 30 feet.

However, the catcher sprinted at full speed to back up the throw.

As the catcher and I settled in behind the plate, I told him, “Good hustle on that play.”

He said, “I’m glad someone noticed. I wondered if it mattered.”.

We looked over at his coaches who were gathered in the dugout talking about the varsity game and not paying attention to the routine plays.

“It matters to those people who matter most. Those people always notice.”

I think I will hold onto my high school schedule.